Full-Length Play
Life in a Dream House
LENGTH: 1 hour 40 minutes (plus intermission)
CAST: 2M, 3F
SYNOPSIS: In this tragic and mystical tale of a man who accidentally kills his own son, things begin to unravel for the Notto family when the mother dies prematurely, and the father has no idea how to handle an effeminate son with a strong attachment to his mother's doll collection. The spirit of the mother hovers over the family and tries to set things right as the surviving members adjust to life without Josh.
SETTING: The "great room" of the Notto house in Briarcliff Manor, NY.
TIME: 2009-2016
AN EXCERPT
PROLOGUE
Lights up on a beautiful dollhouse occupied by four Barbie & Ken-style dolls. The Josh and Nicole dolls (ages 9 and 7) are hanging out in their bedrooms. The Ted and Shannon dolls (ages 39 and 37) are watching TV or eating a meal downstairs.
SHANNON enters and approaches the dollhouse. Examines it with great interest and excitement. Picks up the Josh, Nicole, and Ted dolls one at a time, taking a moment to play with each doll and kiss it before putting it back in place. Finally picks up the Shannon doll, studies it a moment, and then suddenly walks off stage with it.
A moment after Shannon exits with the Shannon doll, the dollhouse blows up or collapses. Lights down.
END OF PROLOGUE
ACT ONE: Life
SCENE 1. 2009.
Lights up. The house is furnished in a tasteful way, but looks very lived in. We see primarily its “great” room—a combination kitchen and family room with an eating area and a sitting area. A large screen TV hangs on a wall. We see just a part of the house next door, which is run down. TED is using the kitchen table (or island) as a staging area to sort through some things. He picks up a dish—a piece of fine china. Studies it. AMANDA enters.
AMANDA
Okay, I put that old Berber rug in the dumpster.
(spotting the dish)
What’s that?
TED
The good china.
AMANDA
(looking more closely)
Oh, yeah. You never use it. I say dump it, too.
TED
I can’t.
AMANDA
Or take it to the consignment shop. I never really liked it anyway.
TED
(sarcastically)
I wonder why.
AMANDA
What? Ted, I loved Shannon, too. I just didn’t always agree with her taste.
TED
Whatever.
(not caring if Amanda is interested)
God, I remember when she found this pattern at Bergdorf Goodman and made me come into the city to see if I liked it, too.
SHANNON enters. TED and AMANDA never see or acknowledge her presence. SHANNON looks into the box, delighted by the sight of the dishes.
TED (CONT’D)
I wasn’t sure, but she was so excited—what could I do? We added the dishes to the registry and ended up with the whole set!
AMANDA
(critically)
There were lots of other things you coulda used instead! I’m just saying.
TED
(an announcement)
I’m keeping them.
AMANDA
(defeated)
Fine.
SHANNON exits. TED moves the box of china out of the room.
AMANDA (CONT’D)
(calling out)
How about her clothes? How could one woman own so many dresses? There’s like three closets full. Who’d she think she was—a runway model?
(softening)
Wait—that came out wrong.
TED returns.
TED
No it didn’t.
AMANDA
It did. Seriously—I did love her. Everyone loved her.
TED
Then why’d you try to talk me out of marrying her?
AMANDA
I never—
TED
Bullshit! You even threatened to . . .
TED points to his wrist.
TED (CONT’D)
. . . you know.
AMANDA
What?
TED
Never mind.
AMANDA
No—tell me!
TED
And you said I shouldn’t marry her because she wasn’t Italian. Said the Rileys were never gonna wanna mix with a bunch of wops.
AMANDA
Well, all right, obviously I was wrong about that. Except I’m still not sure Shannon ever knew the difference between manicotti and cannoli.
TED
You said she was a snob cuz she was from Bronxville and went to Amherst College.
AMANDA
You never knew people like that before you met her. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing—but she just wasn’t one of us, you know?
TED
Then tell me this—if she was such a snob, why’d she date a dropout from SUNY Oneonta?
AMANDA
Cuz she had her eyes on Daddy’s business!
TED
Oh, c’mon! She didn’t need Notto Contracting. She was an investment banker, for god’s sake!
AMANDA
Yeah, but I didn’t know what that was. I thought you meant she was a teller at a bank.
TED
So that’s why you threatened to kill yourself?
AMANDA
Teddy, I was just being dramatic.
TED
You scared the shit out of me!
AMANDA
But you married her anyway.
TED
Of course I married her anyway. Boy, that convent really screwed you up!
AMANDA
It did not!
TED
You never tried to kill yourself before you went there.
AMANDA
Let’s drop it, okay? You know I don’t like to talk about it.
TED
How convenient! Just like you never mentioned anything until I got engaged. Then suddenly there’s this whole history and you’re gonna be triggered all over again if I marry Shannon.
AMANDA
Stop it! Please!
AMANDA starts to cry. TED goes to comfort her.
TED
Hey, hey! Don’t cry. I’m sorry I brought it up.
AMANDA breaks away from TED.
AMANDA
Don’t touch me! Don’t! . . . I need air! . . . No, water!
AMANDA crashes onto the sofa. Grabs a pillow. Punches it ferociously. Finally hurls it across the room. Puts her head between her legs. Heaves up and down until she calms down.
TED
Mandy, what’s going on? You haven’t had one of these attacks in years.
AMANDA
I’m not having an attack!
TED
Maybe you should see your doctor again. Make sure everything’s all right.
AMANDA
Everything’s fine! It’s just that whole chapter of my life—please drop it.
TED
I’m sorry. We don’t have to talk about it.
AMANDA calms down.
AMANDA
Wow—that was no fun.
AMANDA takes a few breaths.
AMANDA (CONT’D)
I’m fine now.
A few more breaths.
AMANDA (CONT’D)
(calmly)
Anyway, everything worked out. You got married. I got better.
TED
(sullenly)
And Shannon died. So you got your wish after all.
AMANDA
(heartfelt)
Oh, Teddy—no. That’s not true. I loved her. I really did. Just like I love you, and I love your kids. You guys are the whole world to me!
TED
(softening)
I know . . . It’s all just . . . It’s so hard. I don’t know what to do. I don’t think I can go on without her.
AMANDA
But you’ve got to! Too many people depend on you. It’s not fair, but there it is.
TED
(crying)
I miss her so much! I wanna go off somewhere for a couple of years and just cry.
It’s AMANDA’s turn to go comfort TED.
AMANDA
It’s all right.
(trying to make light of it)
Look at us—we’re both a mess.
END OF EXCERPT